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@  Clara Listen... : (23 August 2019 - 05:38 PM)

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@  Clara Listen... : (19 August 2019 - 10:37 AM)

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@  Clara Listen... : (14 August 2019 - 09:37 PM)

Nevermind.

@  Clara Listen... : (09 August 2019 - 07:20 PM)

This site was offline for a bit. I presume you did some work on it.

@  Fanta : (02 August 2019 - 05:35 PM)

WB Jeremy :)

@  Clara Listen... : (02 August 2019 - 09:46 AM)

We've been keepin' the place warm for ya.

@  Clara Listen... : (02 August 2019 - 09:45 AM)

YAY!!! WB Jeremy!

@  JeremyStCyr : (02 August 2019 - 08:09 AM)

sup, yall been noticing i have full internet again ;), not made no move with the site yet, well i haven't decided what i want to do yet lol

@  Clara Listen... : (04 July 2019 - 07:12 PM)

:D :D :D

@  Clara Listen... : (04 July 2019 - 07:11 PM)

Enjoy your day at work, England--I'm taking the day off. #4thOfJuly

@  Clara Listen... : (08 June 2019 - 04:13 PM)

:)

@  Fanta : (08 June 2019 - 03:49 PM)

hi Clara :)

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Hi Fanta

@  Fanta : (08 June 2019 - 06:05 AM)

hi Belle tks :)

@  Clara Listen... : (07 June 2019 - 07:13 PM)

Hi Jess

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Hi Belle

@  Belle : (07 June 2019 - 05:19 PM)

Hey Jess

@  Belle : (07 June 2019 - 05:18 PM)

Hey Clara

@  Belle : (07 June 2019 - 04:43 PM)

Welcome back pretz

@  Clara Listen... : (02 June 2019 - 08:52 PM)

Your scores are evidence of that. ;)


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#1 wEbAddEr

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 06:20 PM

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect.
You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth."

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds, "Now," he said, "did you
notice any distinguishing features about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture!
It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice anything
unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course
you can only see one ear! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but..." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.
He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts!
How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."



#2 GhOsT1202

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 10:08 AM

lol didnt see that coming

#3 laughingdoll12

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 12:28 PM

Hahaha, thats a good one.

#4 FITZ

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 03:25 PM

Blonde jokes are always funny lol

#5 devin

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 02:58 PM

lol that was a good one.

#6 stangger5

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 08:05 AM

Good one !!
Taking vbulletin ibproarcade to the Next Level..

#7 Ralf

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Posted 21 May 2015 - 12:41 PM

NICE, translated to my Wife,  :D



#8 Pen's Place Sysop

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Posted 28 June 2015 - 06:21 AM

funny



#9 X-Trancer

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Posted 28 July 2015 - 12:50 AM

:D



#10 BopIt

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 10:33 PM

jeez lol

I can relate



#11 lucas22490

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Posted 01 September 2015 - 12:19 AM

lol



#12 Vav

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 05:44 AM

Hah






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