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@  Clara Listen... : (23 August 2019 - 05:38 PM)

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@  Clara Listen... : (14 August 2019 - 09:37 PM)

Nevermind.

@  Clara Listen... : (09 August 2019 - 07:20 PM)

This site was offline for a bit. I presume you did some work on it.

@  Fanta : (02 August 2019 - 05:35 PM)

WB Jeremy :)

@  Clara Listen... : (02 August 2019 - 09:46 AM)

We've been keepin' the place warm for ya.

@  Clara Listen... : (02 August 2019 - 09:45 AM)

YAY!!! WB Jeremy!

@  JeremyStCyr : (02 August 2019 - 08:09 AM)

sup, yall been noticing i have full internet again ;), not made no move with the site yet, well i haven't decided what i want to do yet lol

@  Clara Listen... : (04 July 2019 - 07:12 PM)

:D :D :D

@  Clara Listen... : (04 July 2019 - 07:11 PM)

Enjoy your day at work, England--I'm taking the day off. #4thOfJuly

@  Clara Listen... : (08 June 2019 - 04:13 PM)

:)

@  Fanta : (08 June 2019 - 03:49 PM)

hi Clara :)

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Hi Fanta

@  Fanta : (08 June 2019 - 06:05 AM)

hi Belle tks :)

@  Clara Listen... : (07 June 2019 - 07:13 PM)

Hi Jess

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Hi Belle

@  Belle : (07 June 2019 - 05:19 PM)

Hey Jess

@  Belle : (07 June 2019 - 05:18 PM)

Hey Clara

@  Belle : (07 June 2019 - 04:43 PM)

Welcome back pretz

@  Clara Listen... : (02 June 2019 - 08:52 PM)

Your scores are evidence of that. ;)


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Posted 25 April 2011 - 02:01 PM

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."






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